Zoo lets you name a cockroach after your Ex and have it fed to an animalMon 05 Feb 2024
San Antonio Zoo is bringing back the ultimate ex-revenge plan. Remember when they let you name a cockroach after your ex and then feed it to an animal? Well, guess what? They’re doing it for Valentine’s Day again!
So, if you’ve got an ex you’d love to get back at or just want to add some drama to your life, here’s your chance. You can slap your ex’s name on a cockroach, and the zoo will make sure it becomes a snack for one of their animals. Talk about a wild way to deal with old flames!
Imagine the satisfaction of knowing your ex’s name is now associated with a cockroach that’s about to be devoured by a hungry creature at the zoo. It’s like therapy, but with a side of zoo drama.
The process is simple. You pick a name, probably something that triggers memories of your ex, and voila! That name becomes a cockroach’s identity. And the best part? You get a front-row seat to the feeding show.
Now, don’t worry; the zoo isn’t being cruel to the animals. It’s all in good fun, and it’s a chance for you to turn a crummy situation into a hilarious memory. Plus, you get to join the ranks of folks who’ve given their exes a unique send-off.
So, if you’re ready for a wild and slightly savage way to say goodbye to your past, go ahead and name that cockroach after your ex. It’s like closure with a dash of amusement, courtesy of San Antonio Zoo. Who knew getting over an ex could be this entertaining?